Jettea

So weekend meet up with Mr. XT Andy farmer had few drink’s after work then bump in to gorge at good bye blue Monday no sign of Jayme thank god and got cooled some serial killer by some little boys and Jessie a friend of gorge 4t that is was not right and 4t he would square up to them and tell them if they did not say sorry he would kick the fucking shit out of them so they said sorry and left. then we went to a pub were gorge done all the wiring for the light (there I a lot of light’s) and I meet this dread locks lady hippie and I got in to a conversation with her about self settable life style and I just said “do not give me any of your hippie bull shit about how we can all have a self settable life style” and not that I believe that is not possible In some sort of way but I tort it be fun to play devil argot so I just shout what you going to do went you break your leg went you are trying to install you fuck solar panes I do not think she agreed with me but I think Do not think she slap me or came home with me all I had when I work up in the morning was a cold corned blur next to me

So mon came had a few drink’s after work then on the way home I bum in to a mate and she was leaving the next day to go to auz so she was have a party so I went with her to house and one or to bottle of cider then work up feeling like hell and of to work with my incompetent head chef I mean I no I am no Gordon Ramsey but I can make fucking instated gravy and so can the fucking ho bow on the street as 4 “head chef” this seam to very hard task to complete but he is the most nice man ever

So tuse came Andy farmer leaving drink’s (bye bye MR X-T the will not be the same amore) I meet this great lady who is studying speech and physic’s so she is really intelligent and o my god she is so sexy to I going to have to find her think she will be at this gig on sat she is a Vega and this is how I got talking to her she had my Vega special and said it was one of the best she had in new Zealand and then it turns out  that her mate is related to the captain of the craft gild chef for the new Zealand Olympic curly team and her mate is going give my number to the captain so with a bit of luck  she will give my number to the captain and I can be a treated  and become part of the new Zealand curly team sorry UK

Bonnie arrived on thru after sweet talking the driver to drop her of at the bog and pick her up again and drop her of at mine well I finish work early at meet bonnie at an anther Irish bar got my key’s and can home had I a shower and went back to meet bon so we hit the town it was one crazy night here there and every were we end up at an after party in cartel were we meet the owner do not know what time we go home but I do know that I mange to burn a pizza but I did show bonnie the joy and greatness of chicken corn de blur I think she hock as well going have to send them over in bulk to auz for her on sat so we went for a pizza and then MR Williams called he came round and was my pad I like it but is might have had something to do with drinking for 4 in the afternoon anyway we went out for beer after the Williams retired home and me and bon were still recovering from thus so we went home and she had to be up at 4 so we went home and crash out but I had to get up at 4 to carry her bag down stair’s it was blooded heavy any I went back to sleep going out with Andy to some joy division tribute thing tonight there is a high chance Jayme going hope not

I really think I have to stop this joke of my life I moved my life right throw a dig a hole in goggle maps and end up in Christchurch doing the same thing as I was in London drinking and making a fucking dick of myself and leaving a trail of lady’s that I fall for and then somehow manage to fuck it up. anyway Andy farmer last shift last night so me and waz finish work went back to his place and had a couple of ciders well a bottle each to be truthful  and then went back to the bog to collect Andy I think we piss of Andy it was closed we help Andy close up I say help I do not think we were that much help I spelt a varce with water in it all over the bar he had just cleaned and then not to sound gay me and waz were casing each over all over the bar with tea towis wiping each, then to the Mickey of fin’s I had one drink and I was over it pissed as a drunk on the street  well all left to complete a 24 mission chicken cordon blur that is becoming a rotten with me and waz drink,24, cordon blur, home but this time waz was really nice and cooked us all pie’s really nice pie and they were hot this time because the night before he did the same for me and hem but they were still frozen in the middle but we ate them anyway

So may 5 I moved in to my new flat it is great but the lady down stairs, I no she is a lady because I saw her hanging out her washing out of my window at my old flat window she be playing her music really loud so I went out and got a two speaker base box system two level up thing up and play NOFX as loud as I could it seems to be working it is cutting her music out. anyway back to the flat my kitchen  window is opposite my old room window at cher crazy and my stocker from there has taken my old room so if she look out of the window in my old room she might catch a little gleam’s of my sweet six pack again. I love the fact that I can make a cup of rose lee when I want not between the hour’s of 9 to 9.30 work is going a bit crazy I think the head chef might be being demoted I hope not he is a really nice man but waz is gust two much of a good chef and I am now the sor chef which is a bit of a jock because waz is so much better than me but he has no interests in the sor chef role  but I think if the head chef role comes up there no way am tacking it I hope that waz will take it time will tell.  by the time I had finish righting this she had turn down her music. The lady down stairs woke me up with joy division today at 8.50am I do not mind that might have to pop down and say how you doing hope it is a lady

So I move in to my new flat next week. Which I am really looking fall word to. Last night I went back to work after finishing witch I hate doing and then meet gorger the radio lady, spoke to her about this and that she informed me that she saw Jayme gig at the wonder bar and it was the single bigger’s piece of shit she had ever seen which I 4t might be the case but I will have to see to believe it hope not she does have a very good taste in music and her hat wearing mate a man is the worst musicians  she has ever herd this I can believe he is a fucking dick  but on the other side guess I am luck the I know so  many talented musicians back home. Well next fir I am going over to volcano radio hopefully and get a slot on the radio. Might be hitting the town with Andy farmer tonight. I went to pay my rent  and one of my fellow house mate informed me that I was a sexy man a right catch and if she was 10 year younger she would be knocking on my door well in a week or two and I will be knock on her door….

Ok today was a average day I was in petty shit mood but got to work and woz’s was there to make me laf all good we went back to the palace after work and woz got me a drink and watch a DVD very in lighting. I left around 2am and crossed the road to go home now on doing this I saw two dressed like Prostitute ladies entering my house witch make me relies that I should get out of her but then I 4t to myself I can execute my plane and ask them the question I been waiting to ask a prostut so room 5 I will be knocking on your door and expecting you to answer the question on everyone lip’s in the great U.K and all over the world do you pay tax’s well do you love………….

The next day I went to work it was good fun and after work I went back to was’s and had a drink and watch anther DVD then we got hungry so we went on a mission to the 24 with is chilli flat mate (I cannot remember her name ) anyway we found a bench on the way and felt it would be a welcome addition to was’s house so we bored it, it was outside the back doors to the casino so we ran down the road the 3 of us holding on to it, it was quite heavy got it back to was’s mission complete had a few more drink’s then crossed the road no prostut’s in sign and crashed out at home own to be worck up by the fucking hippie next door to me playing his fucking hippie drum and then a knock on my door I was to scared to open it…..so I just going to sit here lisning to R.E.M for a bit then go and upload my shit blog…. if I make it to the internet cafe. I belve that my vocal rant’s to mate back home late at night about how shit this place is have been heard my fellow flat mate’s and thing the wall’s are a lot thin than I first 4t I have no prob’s piss of a hippie but pissing of the chine man next door to me would not be a good idea because me could get kug-fuwy on my ass good Jayme and me are over..

P.S new pic upload

So what been happening little new Zealand well for a start I have been working 10 days in a role which is good for the bank acc but bad for my liver because all it has been after work is drinking and more drinking which has been fun I thing but I am off fir sat and I went to a party at wos’s which would have be so much fun if I was in a bad mood but I was so I left early so not to bring the mod down I wish I could sit here and tell you about all the crazy night I have had but I cannot remember them and then the other day Jayme text me for what reason I do not it was a weird text then I rang her and chat for a bit but I pretty sure it is over on the up side there is this new lady at Georgia for new Zealand she really nice and is promising to help me swim but she has a boyfriend sham. There is a new sine up at Cher crazy because of me.

Happy birthday Andy and still going good