I have a piece of advice 4 any one reading this blog problem the best thing bit on advice ever on this blog If you are having sleepless night and you are all alone in a cold flat and no cuddly bud in sight do not turn on your PC and start listening to nick cave & the bad seeds in per tickly to murder ballads the kindness of strangers it really is one crazy man and will not help you fall in to a deep sleep well not me
Archive for June, 2010
GAY ME
06.17
Jayme keep text point less text i think she is nut’s witch just make’s her more sexy that fun. So did not meet with cinnamon on thru sham but she meet me after work on fir with her mate’s it went well I think till I went to hug her when I was leaving and she yelp that a side I had to get up at 6.00am to watch the England game so I drag myself in to the bog to watch it because I do not have a TV in my house want a waste of time f&^*ING S%$* anyway start work after watching the game all good waz’er was back I can chill out now and on mon it was the quiz night my chance to say hello to cinnamon she was there and thing’s went ok I think I try to hard she left after the quiz had finshed so me and waz got really drunk and meet a French man (fun) it was he’s birthday we shout him food and drink he was all by hem self my good deed for day done I staged home with waz. well tuse came and the head chef inform us that he is leaving now sham he has really started to work hard and better in the last week well tuse came it was the turn of the all Wight to strut their stuff waz want to stay out but he had no money after his holiday so like any good mate would do I shout hem a night well what a night we got so drunk but before the game started who walk throw the door cinnamon with the man that host the quiz on a mon night she did not ever come say hello a wave that was all o well
The fun thing happened before I left for town my landlord can round I was in the shower and had to jump out with towel round my west hair wet I open the door forgetting I had my pink sleeper on and in my room my Perl necklace less was on display and as was velvet gloves now I am think my landlord thinks I gay
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TOOK A S^&% IN A PARKING LOT
06.10
I have spent more time in the dentists over here I cannot understand why I come half why across the world and I have to spent my f&^*ing money in dentists. Tow ladies from the quiz on a Mon invited me to this party on sat I am working sun all day but I think I might go just to say hello and stack my clam on cinnamon she is a really cute lady and I should not say it in this way. I have not had a drink for 7 days apart from tasting my cheese cake which had butter scot and baileys in it but tonight I am going out with Mr. d I think Mr. Andy coming it a thus night so sure it cannot get to crazy J
It was not I sat there drinking OJ all night then fir came finished work well early so I gave Mr. d a call he was at the pub so I went down and we went to merval witch is the hot spot for picking up the older ladies now we all know I am a little purshaly to the older lady but all it was beer and some really good food but no lady’s
Sat came work was s*&^ went to jazzman (I her name is Amy) it was her party 21st and cinnamon was there and this is one I like so the party was ok I was there for about 10mins but anufh to make an impression but this little boy try to make me look small by saying bet you can cook chip’s all I look at him and said listen her you little fuck I am a trained chef not small strict of piss like you
On Mon cinnamon and jazzman were at the quiz and after work I start to talk to cinnamon and I now meeting her on thus not sure if it date or not we will see and maybe find out her name too
Tues. had a couple after work then end up at Mickey fin’s now this is where it turns’ bad the Irish boy’s 4t it would be funny to make me drink guineas it was not sick on the road and fill like shit all day
BACK TO THE UK
06.01
So jettea is back in the uk anyone that wish’s to kick the shit out of me or kiss me or have a bit more will have the opportunity to do this or all of the above
Arriving back on the 22nd aug leaving around the 6th sep or maybe later not sure really looking fall were to come back to see all my good mate and hanging out at the treaty lol might be going out for a drink with this Ann the Irish lady tonight (not like that) but this is why I love Christchurch it so small you all ways bump in to people but alas it is all so a bad thing to but by being out there is all ways that hope of finding that girl and what with the new hair cut (pic on site) Ann stood me up but went out with Ricky meet at the boy ½ price drink’s and Kelly and john join us after work I say that like we were somewhere ells not just the fucking bog that all and when Kelly and john finish work we went to stock exchange one beer and it was gone it shit I hate that place home in the rain a shed load of KFC and taxi home I hate KFC now to I fell so sick in the morning from KFC and my room smelt to.
So might have spoke about this lady before her name is Emma she this little cute rep that work’s for service foods an ordering company we use so last week about of the blue she confided in me about a personal thing while dropping of my 5kg frozen pea me being me 4t that this meant she fancy me so about 4 days later I flip her a text it read
Hi Emma 4t I would let you know the news 3 chips escaped from a zoo… one was caught watching TV anther playing football and the third was caught reading this text
Ok not a great but I 4t it would be better then asking her out but she did not text me back so the next she came in me and yen were both in the kitchen she blank me but luckily we need one more thing so she had to come back on her way home this was my chance
Hi Emma how are you? Good
Did you get my text no “apparently her phone does not recsvey from some people phone’s um?
Anyway she noticed my hair o it look great so I carried on talk to her as I walk to the firg in an very cool way and got out the piece de resedos my cheese cake Emma this is for you ow thank you then she left the kitchen and I was doing my happy dance and she walk back in busted she just smiled and reminded me that the oil she had drop of was outside watch this space. She text me and said the cheese cake was great and then I text her back saying good and was a little cheeky and said hope you get this text
So to add to the fun the lady in the flat under me has start to learn how has the bigger speakers I just got home and put on classic music really loud and she turn down her music