Jettea

Prostitute during the day god you have to be the most desperate man in the world to use them, they are so god dam ugly. After work on sun I had a few beers as all ways when you get 50% of  you have to tack full avenge of  it then one of the ladies I work with said did I what to come to a house party so ever the party man I went along no party just 1 really drunk Irish boy and a few others from work then the night got crazy pissing in beds and milk cartons and smashing glass all other the place which then fused all the lights and the TV got broke by throwing a glass of water over it which I took no part in and I got in an augment with this James who 4t joy division and pixies and the smiths and  nirvana just no names a few were shit and guns and rose one of the few shit bands he mentioned were the single most important bands ever what a dick. Then the next morning walking to work I found out that the elephant now as an 24 hour guard and some people have started to lay flowers on it I mean grading it now is pointless it like dropping an atom bomb then say you are sorry. then at work ben 4t he would egg me on to text this smocking hot chick that works for sever foods one of are suppliers so I got her number from the book and text her and ask her out for coffee no text back yet but fuck it do not ask do not get

God have not blogged for 5 days. all its has been is work work work but that all good because all the things I am coming up with the Ben and jen (god I have to remember to sing Ben and jen the flower pot men to them) are loving, the menu is changing and they want some input from me. So then after work on thru I had a few beers with yen and then scot from Scotland finished work and ask if I want to go out for a few beers so wanting to meet more people I said yes. we went to base backpackers were I meet his 2 gay mates, who started to buy me shots which I never do but when in Rome, then we went to the gay bar were the night starts to come haze I know that elephants were involved and Joe gardener and a game involving ice cubes and kissing but can safely say that I am not walking like Jon Wayne then when I returned home I found a note saying I had not played my rent and I was on the had not pay rent list. Uploaded more pics

So today is the day of love and after 25 years of not giving a shit about this capitalist bull shit of a day, it could be that reason that I am sitting at home on my jack. Yesterday I Went to met Andy in town to go throw my immigration stuff it looks like I stand a good chance and I had a soup bowl of coffee which was really nice I was wired like a gerbil running on a wheel. Well I think a few ladies at work are falling under the jettea spell of love which is hard being Valentine’s Day today and only getting pay $14 an hour I cannot buy bread let alone a diamond ring I fill like I am working in a Chinese sweet shop. So at work I might have made a joke to far, Jen said to me “are you on the order” and “I said I am all over it like a pedophile in a nursery” woops.

So then the argons of jettea is starting to surfs with people at work, I went in to have a few beers on my day off with my head chef and got to no Kelly better buy the way she a really nice lady from scotland but I think in my beer haze I might have made some bad comments and on the walk home I stop at KFC I had the chance to pull some really drunk NZ lady but I just told them to fuck off in no uncertain terms then as I walk back to my flat eating my KFC working out how to hold a drink and eat a burger and hole the fries all at the same time a very fit NZ lady came running towards me and said could I wait while her mate had a piss but instead of trying to talk to her and maybe get to take her home I said I do not give a shit and walk by like Richard Ashcroft in biter sweat symphony. So I saw a flat last night and once again jettea f(*& up the advert for the flat said 1 lady with crazy dog love surfing and dinking and going for walks with her dog and 1 man chilled out man so let me paint the pitcher  I had in my head brown hair wet of course, slim, wearing a bill bog t-shirt and hot pants holding back this crazy dog but o no this is not what greeted me as the door creep opened a 5.9ft troll of a lady the dog was the best thing about it but she is a really nice lady. I am writing this because I believe there is no chance of me move in because I would have to furnisher the hole room

So I forgot to Wright about this the other night when I walk tanyer home. We were walk up Manchester street and I saw going to cut throw to my street and I total forgot where I was Manchester street top end now if you do not live her this is prosy ally and it got me think because Prostition is legal her you can do it day and night but I wonder do they pay tax, keep receipts ,  and often money back  guarantees and then brag to thy mate” hi I made $100.000 last year” “slag”, that a lot of dick, go on strike if work conditions are bad, do they have a union I know that there is a federation of works for Prostitute. so I have figured out the only way to find out is to ask one of them  but in doing this I am asking for trouble  I will let you no. Work is good and then today I find out that be is going to sort out so that I can have fir and sat off then late on sun so hang on a min you want me to have fir and sat off and late sun and work as a chef emm let me thing about that o and finish no later than 10 and start no earlier the 9 em f*&( ya lets get it on In a thong

so the lady that told me of for walking around with my top off today said she went back to her room and 4t about it and said she was sorry and I could dress how I want and her partner walks around with is jacket open all the time but I think she went back to her room and 4t about it if you know what I mean, well it is mon 2 days in full time work god it hard to get back in to 2 month now with no work now 10 hour shifts 4 in a row but thus fir of and Ben says he will get me fir sat that would be Choirs(I think that is how me and my boy spell it down here) if  that happens so  Ben the sor chef is really cool and  good chef to. I have meet this really nice lady from Chiswick but turns out she lived in Bahrain. well you know that your landlord is not like when you see a used condom in his in box. bye bye my polish mates has fun in Thailand

So before I was going to meet Andy. I was doing my wash up and I was informed by one of my house mates that I was not allowed to walk around with my top off like hell!! thy should be lucky that someone under his 30 is living here and with my guns and goddess’s body she should have had a look and went back to her room to think about what she had just been lucky to see, it’s not like it is Victorian London I mean it’s not like I was runny around naked or shooting up P or smoking while cooking which I think is the worst thing I have ever seen the house stinks of stale smock and she is worried about a man, boy of 25 having his f*%^ top off. well I went out with Andy  it was good fun but when me and Andy were ordering pizza at yellow cross a really fit lady was serving us and I was like a child I could not even speak were the f&^%  has my game gone. then what pissed me and Andy of more than a broken fringe was at the tap room they did not let me in because I didn’t have my passport just a UK driving licence which is fuck dumb as a dung beetle because new Zealand is part of the uk commonwealth and my driving licence should be good another and like a mature intellectual is going to go drinking with a 17 year old boy I mean he is not like he is Jason gun , but me and Andy quickly establish that it was not is that had stop us getting in but me looking like a medieval peasant as Andy pointed out . so spell check lafs and mocks me all the time I am trying to Wight is blog and my polish mates correct me on my spelling so I say to you Bill fucking Gates let me come to the U.S OF FUCK A and put in my spell mistakes on your spell check thing e mar gig er and then my blog might make a little more sense rather than being like trying to deciphering the enigma code