So I did not go out last night had 3 beer and they went straight to my head, fell asleep woke up early 5am and went to the toilet and found out that this is when the house comes alive I do not know if this is the time when flatmates are getting ready for work or shooting up the P as I understand it is call down here. Anyway went back to my room watching for the stray needles in the carpet! No it not that bad and I should not be that harsh because truth be told I am the one without a job. So I went in to town to buy a bag and a kith because trying to cut anything with a butter kith is imposable. I Meet Andy for a snobby coffee and his girl friend came along to. It is going on the dating venues’ list. I returned home listening to blur thy sound great in the summer sun. so I was informed when cooking today by a fellow housemate if I not repent I going to hell well that was no surprise to me and I need to start making so trouble because this blog is to getting shit and become pointless. I thing anyone reading this has not heard of fail bog it a dam site better than this masterpiece of Grammatik errors of what is in an insult English language
Archive for January, 2010
PACK ‘N’ SAVE
01.30
So as I woke this morning with my ear plugs in. I felt a little hangover which make no sense to because I only had two beers after my trail with my chef which I think might be my new job, which is a little better than loading bag. I went on my first small but not big shop to this fanatically place I heard so much about from man and beast pack ‘n’ save so I entered this bright colour yellow building chatting to my mate Andy on the phone, selfs that seemed to go higher than the shop itself god knows how a 5.8f man can get some think off the top shelf well pack ‘n’ save done I returned home on the yellow bus. got one drunk phone call from a good friend and rang one on Skype It great to here great friends in London are doing what they do best great music and have fun it good to talk. Berlin sound good so I spoke to some more roommates there not that bad just very exsentick so I left with a bottle of water and my brain Wilson book which I am trying to read again it great. I was sitting down for the second time reading after seeing some more buskers just loving the book, sitting there loving the day, who of all f()*& people walk up yes tank with a chinese man who I forgot to tell you about nice man calls me HARRY POTTER yes never heard that before and loves the way I can dislocate my arm away back to tank it’s great when things are going good for you and I know you should not but had to rub it in his yanking face got a job, no got a flat, no still got no money, no err it fell great should not have done it so I think of going out on my jack tonight because I think I need to keep up the uxbridge end up.
D Day little drunk so spelling might be off
01.29
D day. When I have to step back in to the kitchen so I unpacked my chef whites and found out that thy were dirtier than my fringe was. so than I had to walk in to town and buy some new once $65 more than I wanted to spent but when I when to pay for them in typical jettea fashion I walk up to the sexes lady at the counter and the only one in the shop, but was stopped by a man on the over counter “can I help sir” “can you help em yes you can fucking off and let me walk up to this lady pay for my stuff and give my number tack her out on sat and bed her on around sun morning “ but I just smiled, yes just these, thank you, bye bye now. I cannot complain he gave me discount but I still gave her the look of love on the way out. Have to go back and buy a err small spoon or some think like that. It was to me important to make a good impression on this auzey because it is the only god dam offer of work I have got so far in my dream land call new Zealand. o ya mushroom good have not killed me yet taste great thank demtree I think that how you spell it. so job interview good is an understatement so the auz, I really need to remember his name has said that he will give me a few hours over the next mouth then over the next 3 months after that he wants me to push for sor chef that just under him and the food is a lot better than I 4t 70% homemade but I am going to keep it cool maybe it too good to true we will see.
The room of hope
01.28
I handed some more cv out today witch was fun because I think that I have handed out about 25 now with one returned call well than the cv handing was complete. I had a little read in the park, fun till I came back to the room to discover that I had frozen everything I owned yes frozen mushroom one good thing the OJ and coke tasted great. So dyeing on a scale of one to ten I think it could be at about 20 right now so, I went to cook my mushrooms and started to talk to one of my fellow tenens, she informs me that not a week ago there was a fright with a kith outside in the landed. I meet one more to he was defrosting chicken in my microwave glad I not eating with him. So as I sit here and eat these mushrooms I ask myself are thy deadly and what have I walk in to here ok in my room with door lock and the imaginer chair up against door, should I really be worried or is it all in my head. So I am having a few beer on my own again I no should not what with the interview tomorrow.
MUSHROOMS
01.27
One word mushroom wow free and bond to be tasty ok, makes no sense I no my landlord after we exchanged pleasantries, he came back and gave me some wild mushrooms and good vibes and cheap rent. Maybe there is a few exocentric here but then I can hardly sit here and call people nurtures or exocentric with my track record
house rules
01.27
THE RULES OF CHA CRAZY
- No Gust between 10pm and 7am
- Mop your pea and scrum your poo
- Kitchen locks at 10pm
- Phone is locked away at 10pm
- Quiet time after 10pm
There are more but I have not read them all yet will keep you up date but I do ask if I pull a lady of the night were do I propose to take her. Home is a long way and I think the drink will were of by then. I should not call it cha crazy but I will for now after the flat mate I heard and seen the snob in me would call it chaz house or working class scum house but does not have the same ring and let see if I survive a night yet so till I blog again or will I ….. I can slat it that much landlord is ace maybe it is the house of the most interesting people.
One more great idea by jettea lol
01.27
So fall-word blogging does not work one little bit, but it did kill ten min righting it, that ten mins I am not going see again. So gelsorn that is the James in the bed across from me, I cannot begin to right this because I am overcome with emotion. The brain of Brinton forgot to set he’s alarm so he was late for work arrrr my heart bleeds for you. God I when back to sleep quickly after he had finished f*(&ing around. Surprise surprise no one of any description of interests come throw that door and I did not go out and sit in a pub licensing to modern life is rubbish so I think we can establish that once again jettea has had a another brain wave that did not quiet work out . I have been so preoccupied with tell you about gelsorn that complete forgot to tell you about the other bane of my hostel life tank god he gets up my nose and around the corner with this good mornings everyday and what are your plans today, like I have any, no job, what else going to do sit in my bed and have a wank and let you watch me. so I came up with a master plane see I am in the bottom buck bed so I hang my towels around the outside so that no one can see in, yes is does mean I can integrate a wank and no one will see, but this was not the per pass it was so I do not have to entertain this James’s one bit. my hostel you know the great one with all the lovely people, well thy f*&^t up right good told me I was checking out thus morning no that was not the case as thy were shaking my bed at 10am this morning. Well that meant I had to move in to my penthouse sweat at cha crazy were I have discovered I have a Wight fringe not a black one like I first 4t well after a tank of Mr. Muscle and a scrub with the old guns it was Wight. So let me reiterate fall were blogging sh*(
blogging what that
01.26
I was thinking I am new to this blogging can you just right what you what to do tomorrow and see if it happens so here it goes
Get woken up by the James in the bed across from me because he fills that it is f&*^ing important to let his alarm go of time after time maybe his brain has be messed up by the peroxide in the hair gel or his consisted snoring has dislodged his brain. That is for sure in less someone cool walks throw the door and I can get smash out of my head with maybe just go out on my only and sit in a pub licensing to modern life is rubbish on repeat. after I have been woken up by (well for the rest of the time let’s call hem gelsorn) so gelsorn will wake me up, then I will have to have a bowl of muesli and yogurt and go and find if there is one food place apart from some fast food place or chine knees or japer knees or dirty knees and what are this @@ to hand in my badly constructed cv and coving letter and see if someone ells is willing to give me a trial thanks bog I really hope we have a long and fruitfully worship. well we will find out on fir and then after accomplishing that I propel sit under the bed licensing to the bed and play my manger game to kill time and money and be no closer to making this happen here in NZ now let’s see if that happens. Blogging in advance we can make it happen all for one and one for all.