Jettea

I was drinking after work which was fun in till I started talking about music then I got in to a little argument with the manger about sound in the bog for bands which I know I know fuck all about But intentionally I just said yes your right and agreed with ever think she said and then Kelly the scot told me I like the sound of my only voice tow much and I have some haze memory about her tell me that she never kiss an ENGSIH man and never will now that a challenge for me I am going to be all over that like a pedafill in a playground. On my walk home I consulted my good musical mate back home in the UK I think they agreed with me about my pointless views on sound. when I got home I bummed in to my new mate miles well I gaped my beers from my room and then we sat in his room drinking after a few I was hunger so we set of in to town KFC was the place to be at 5am in the morning on a fir chicken was ordered more chicken that one man should ever eat cock-a-do-do-do then on the walk home we went to take a look at my friend the dead elephant still got a guard who watch use like a hawk I said to hem you’re a bit late mate should have been here about a week ago. on our way back we saw a stack of papers so after giving miles a push up over the wall we got the papers and then when we got back to the house I delivered them to all my house mate I met one coming out of the toiler and said “good morning paper sir” miles stayed in the room but on my way back to miles I heard my landlord door open so I had to make a run for it, miles found it funning as fuck as I come crashing throw his door falling over like a drunk dick head I am than I got chatting to miles and he is going to teach me to surf cool cannot wait after a bit I went to bed. Waking up with bang by blur running throw my head I went in to the kitchen and one of my roomes said did you delver them papers this morning I said ask no questions and I will tell you no lies he did say thank you and one more house mate said thank you to on my way out I am the talk of the house. Today being sat and my birthday weekend me and the boy’s are going out Jason gum, Shrek, and gorger’s George will make an a prance to fun fun fun.