Jettea

So jettea is back in the uk anyone that wish’s to kick the shit out of me or kiss me or have a bit more will have the opportunity to do this or all of the above

Arriving back on the 22^nd aug leaving around the 6^th sep or maybe later not sure really looking fall were to come back to see all my good mate and hanging out at the treaty lol might be going out for a drink with this Ann the Irish lady tonight (not like that) but this is why I love Christchurch it so small you all ways bump in to people but alas it is all so a bad thing to but by being out there is all ways that hope of finding that girl and what with the new hair cut (pic on site) Ann  stood me up but went out with Ricky meet at the boy ½ price drink’s and Kelly and john join us after work I say that like we were somewhere ells not just the fucking bog that all and when Kelly and john finish work we went to stock exchange one beer and it was gone it shit I hate that place home in the rain a shed load of KFC and taxi home I hate KFC now to I fell so sick in the morning from KFC and my room smelt to.

So might have spoke about this lady before her name is Emma she this little cute rep that work’s for service foods an ordering company we use so last week about of the blue she confided in me about a personal thing while dropping of my 5kg frozen pea me being me 4t that this meant she fancy me so about 4 days later I flip her a text it read

Hi Emma 4t I would let you know the news 3 chips escaped from a zoo… one was caught watching TV anther playing football and the third was caught reading this text

Ok not a great but I 4t it would be better then asking her out but she did not text me back so the next she came in me and yen were both in the kitchen she blank me but luckily we need one more thing so she had to come back on her way home this was my chance

Hi Emma how are you? Good

Did you get my text no “apparently her phone does not recsvey from some people phone’s um?

Anyway she noticed my hair o it look great so I carried on talk to her as I walk to the firg in an very cool way and got out the piece de resedos my cheese cake Emma this is for you ow thank you then she left the kitchen and I was doing my happy dance and she walk back in busted she just smiled and reminded me that the oil she had drop of was outside watch this space. She text me and said the cheese cake was great and then I text her back saying good and was a little cheeky and said hope you get this text

So to add to the fun the lady in the flat under me has start to learn how has the bigger speakers I just got home and put on classic music really loud and she turn down her music

Seeing ant made me miss my mate’s back home more.  I went out on mon night and had a few drinks more than I should have sorry glen 1 day in and I have all ready let you down but on the up side I have meet an very nice Irish queen  going to try and cast the jettea love spell over her but I got in an big row with her and others people from work about blur and oasis I said that blur are better but they did not see it that way it is becoming a routine on a night and Andy my high lever shit go to guy is the only one that agrees with me about the subject  I think, but after explaining that I was one of  the most interesting man working at the bog and they were had no clue about music or let alone their look at me I am travelling round the world bull shit, now it might have not gone like this is but this is what I remember in my crazy little jeatea mine to be truthfully  I am now starting to see there are some cool people at work or I am just getting more boring  I should just not talk about music,  but everyone said hi to me at work today so thing it must be all good in the hood and I remember calling some mate’s back in the uk and expressing my anger with the situation.ant gone off on his trip with bonnie back on thru was meant to be going to Jayme gig on thru there is more chance of me stopping drink than me showing my ugly mug there. wos my good mate had a little miss hap with a bus hitting hem so this means no day off for me this week he is ok I think, my love goes out to him. There’s this English gentleman at the bog called Andy farmer and he is not liked by many people at work but I think is one really cool man he is funny as fuck and I went out on wed night for tanu birthday fun it was and one of the Irish john bell-u is a fuck leg end and drinking far to much

So I was late meet ant and Andy because I was writing this s*&^ blog. I stared writing at about 7.30pm and if I start writing I cannot stop or I forget things. So when I final got to Andy’s curry house we chat and had a curry as you do at a curry house then we went to sole squarer fun till we end up at vesper in popular lane were of course I bum in to Jayme drunk and back to being a cunt to me that is the end no more Jayme. So she left good bye blue Monday  and I was fill piss off, I was no company for no one so I left ant doing his bopping to the band and return home and need a chat and to listen to blur so I rang polish and chatted for a bit then I got home and rang glen and had a really good catch up so after finishing my chat with glen I went to toiler and on my return to my room Mr. Chinese man pop out of his room and said can you keep down it is 12.00 but it was close to 2.00 or 1.00 because the clock went back anyway I just said good night and open my door in really cuntish way and he said fuck you and then shut his door and for no reason he opened it again said you piece of shit I just laf really loud see I think he is getting piss of with me having a life and want with Jayme staying over and listening to music late at night

P.S me and glen made an verbal agreement last night about 4pm my no alcohol of 30 day mate back home keep an eye on him and the same applies to me

So my good mate ant arrived on wed from sunny England and we hit the town for Sam leaving doo which was a good krack. Then back to work for one day it fill great having more than one day of Andy and ant meet me after work on thru and we hit the town. We were at too bar in town deciding where to go I said vesper because in the back of my mine I was hoping that Jayme would be across the road in good bye blue Monday and she was so after a weird hello it was old time there was is f*&&ing German there that what her bad she said that was not the case (he was a nice man throw) and I saw Simon’s band to good but anyway the next morning as me and Jayme eat are breakfast and we wait for ant to come and meet use at the coffee shop we chat still do not know if I have a gf or not so me and ant walk Jayme to the bus stop and I still do not have her number why did I delete it dick head that’s why trying to be cool and failing as always me and ant went in to town on fir it was like a ghost town and we are going to town tonight sat with Andy as well

So this is how I felt the night before I was going to update

so I compete delete Jayme number and have no way of contact her which is good for the sanity of jettea it’s for the best I think she an ace lady but I think too much  has happened now and too much has been said so I will just move on and make a new chapter in jettea love life it was fun one sexy lady god words cannot descript how sexy she is and fun but I am a little scared that she might find this web site I think I gave her the web address see I have had a kill tooth arak and I have been popping pills lick no tomorrow to stop the pane and then I had a beer and it went straight to my head and that’s when I gave her my web address . I cannot wait to see ant maybe I starting to fill a little home sick because I have only met a few really cool people and one of them I cannot see anymore some off the people here are so fake you can see strain throw them and the travels that’s a whole different kettle of fish 90% dick is an understatement  so I sit her listening to my Brocken I-pod wishing it would start playing popscene by blur  so I am of to work after one day off but off wed to sun this week

morning after Now this is how I fell on my way to work in the proses of updating

yap a dab a doo fine happy in my little dreamland called Christchurch yes I have a killer tooth ake but I got to have the company for a f*&* out of this world sexy cool 18 year old wow hoo so I figured now is the time to make an new chapter in jettea love life and I get my tooth fixed on web by tom and the secretary  sounds fit as and she said to me YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR FROM LOUDON which I replayed yes one is from London (this did not happen) she did say are from London but I 4t that the latter sound better and I am off to work , working with was tonight that is always fun so as I walk to work listening to my Brocken I-pod I think I would be listening to lousy weekend because that what it was. Anyway happy and ant is but 48 hour away

Last night I saw Jayme after work it was fun but I can see it slipping away from me all good thow because I been think I got to have the company of a very interceding interventional and god she is sexy too and has the sexy voice ever and 18 TO. I mean how can I complain that would be like companying about winning the lotto once and So on my day off of wash and shopping and update my pointless blog and make a another chapter in jettea love life and try to find a flat away for sh-a crazy. I think I will be hanging out with was a lot he is really cool and with ant coming over it going to be fun and I will be co-hosting on the radio next week to.