Killing a 100 snails in the rain

So the question is want been happing?

 

Well I final got my laptop back, so the pointless blogging can start again and I move to isle of white to work at a restaurant. The night before I left I went out with the strangler and drunk far too much gin and have not had a drop since that

 

When I first moved down to the white, I was staying at a little BB were the lady running it was 50+ and a hippie with her collection of dog, she really nice if a little crazy but who am I to call someone crazy, I think she might have the hots for me I use to spend night talking to her while she drunk wine and told me about her husband who was a “punk” and use hang out with sex pistols and was an artist and about all her traveling she done. Drinking wine she make me listen to Iggy pop who I not that found of, if she does have the hots for me I am little scared, I had my older ladies before and I much happy with no one but me and Pamaler but that aside the place I am living in is really sexy, so mate and commands can come down when thy want and stay at mine.

 

Wish I had a better update than this but I cannot remember a lot between laptop going on holiday and come back, thing happened but I cannot recall them

 

Pop back home to see mate very briefly

Drunk On The 207

so this week the cool thing to do is fuck your laptop up red wine water or it just fucking up

i would lick to up a blog about want been happaning but my mum laptop dos not have word so i can not spell check it

but a list of things i have done

saw winter flowing pansies – MR USA

gave allner dayner a massage

drunk to much gin

had a curry

forgot most of the bus ride home

and moving to the isles of wight next week

 

How to scare of ladies off or lean how to……

One way is

If you seen an old flame, you can still believe in some magical way she might fall for you and somehow chance her mind over, the two or three other time you took her out on a date and she fingered out want a dick you are and how she does not want to be near you and would rather give time to a bold head cunt over a crazy harry potter look a like

Or have a go at

Fall for a lady who is so smart, sexy and funny and you know you can never be with and is so out of your league, you would need a sheikh to come invest a ton of money into you or put you in to some sort of parallel universe, were you might it pull off but I think ever there you still might have no chance

How about

Meet a random lady have a lovely night with her and then think that she might fall for you, she will not you many as go straight to the end

Best choice

It involve you being on your own and that all I have to say.

Just do this it real is for best